Writer. Editor. Eater. I wrote and hosted the TV series “Crave” on Food Network. My stories have littered Surfer, Rolling Stone, SPIN, Mojo and Paper. My book was supposed to lead to much laughing and crying on Oprah’s furniture. She’s probably kicking herself.
The opinions expressed within do not reflect the views of Food Network, professional journalism, Oprah, my wife, my parents, or any humans at all whatsoever no way no how amen.
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